Alternative Divisions Of North America
Regarding the fact that not all of Canada is liberal, an alternative version has the most right leaning Canadian provinces, Alberta, Saskatchewan and Manitoba, be made part of Jesusland. In this version, the liberal part is renamed to "Snobberia" (it is obviously a Republican who has made it) while Quebec is made independent and renamed "Surrenderville" (presumably because it is French-speaking and the French are regarded by many Republicans as "cheese eating surrender monkeys"),
The funniest part was designating Nunavut as "too cold to care", a reference to the fact that the temperature tends to be -40 degrees (both fahrenheit and celsius) in the winters there, rising to only 5-10 degrees celsius (41-50 degrees fahrenheit) in their "summers". That is the explanation for why despite having an area of 1.88 million square kilometers (725,000 square miles) it has only about 32,000 people (most of whom are eskimoes/inuits).
It is somewhat strange to include Yukon and Northwest territories in "Jesusland". Considering the majority support for left leaning parties (the Liberals, the New Democratic Party and Greens), it would make more sense to include them in "Snobberia". Or alternatively, given the fact that these provinces are nearly as cold as Nunavut, one could also include them in "too cold to care".